Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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True college students do jello shots in the library
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