ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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