Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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