what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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