my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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