speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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