im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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