All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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