He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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