wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Rumble strips road head = magical
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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