Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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