I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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