I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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