I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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