Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
home. puking in laundry basket.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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