what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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