I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
How external is "for external use only"?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
