I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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