So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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