It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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