he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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