I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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