Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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