oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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