Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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