I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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