God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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