Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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