i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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