I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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