Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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