HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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