Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We don't watch enough power rangers
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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