butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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