Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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