i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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