Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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