we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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