It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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