You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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