Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Your cock deserves a montage
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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