yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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