How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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