Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
