Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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