we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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