i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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