Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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