oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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