yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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