It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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