I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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