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things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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