I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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