My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
