that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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